Fashion Bitching (#19): Oscars 2014

What a difference a year makes.

So many things have happened since last year's Oscars,

but few things remained the same.

I won once again

(thank you Academy... thank you God... thanks to all my fans... )

and the biggest stars of Hollywood posed in front of the cameras and presented us their fashion choices for the red carpet.

This year was all about sparkling nudes, metallics and bad hair!

Girls, sometimes it rains... deal with it!

Jennifer Lawrence in Christian Dior

Dear Jennifer, after so many bold fashion choices on the red carpet, you decided to come to the Oscars with this boring dress?

And you do the same trick with the necklace as last year?

You should claim temporary insanity and we'll try to forget about it...

Score: 6/10

Portia de Rossi is wearing Naeem Khan

Interesting dress, nice styling, great look.

Score: 8/10

Amy Adams in Gucci

Dear Amy...

After all these sassy looks on this year's award season, you come to the Oscars with this boring outfit? Have you fired your hairdesser yet?

Score: 7/10

Julia Roberts in Givenchy

Ok, this is not the most exciting look of all time, but its Julia... the dress is really nice and she look great! Go Julia!

Score: 9/10

Sandra Bullock in Alexander McQueen

This is a gorgeous dress.

But unfortunately the dress is wearing her, she is not wearing the dress.

Next time Sandra.

Score: 7/10

Angelina Jolie is wearing Elie Saab

Only Angelina Jolie could wear a dress that makes her look fat and still looks gorgeous in it. And for that, we will hate her forever and ever.

Score: 8/10

Anne Hathaway in Gucci

Whats going on in Hollywood girls? The rain messed up with your brain? Confused your stylists?

Otherwise why would you wear the same dress as you wore

at last year's Oscars?

And no dear, you don't look so good with short hair... We just let you cut it, so you could get an Oscar...

It's been a year, you can back to your real fashion self...

Score: 6/10

Cate Blanchett in Armani Prive

Ok, so your stylist told you that sparkling nude is a big trend this year. And you know that even if you wear a trash bag you will look amazing. But couldn't you at least tell your make up artist to add some life to your face?

Is a red lipstick that terrible?

Score: 8/10

Camilla Alves in Gabriela Cadena

This is how you rock the pastel color trend... Love it.

Score: 10/10

Pharell Williams (and his wife) in Lanvin

Here are the explanations for this outfit:

1. The stylist got confused with her 8 years old nephew's outfit.

2. Pharell doesn't have a mirror in his house.

3. There's been a terrible mistake with pattern cutting (Maria said that!)

4. Ηε stepped into a pothole and the trousers got dirty. The only thing they could it is to cut it...

5. He is about to replace AC/DC's lead singer...

Score: 4/10

Julie Delpy in Jenny Packham

You dont have to be size 0 to look great. An Julie Delpy knows it.

Score: 9/10

Sally Hawkins in Valentino

Getting ready for the Oscars was a family affair for Sally. Her mother took the curtains down and made the dress. Her grandmother advised her not to show any skin like all the other sluts out there and her cousin made her hair inspired by her idol: Barbie.

Nice family Sally.

Score: 5/10