Fashion Bitching (#21): Met Gala 2014

Forget about the Oscars, the Baftas and the Grammys. 
The Met Gala is the biggest red carpet event of the year, where we have the chance to watch the biggest starts in their most fashionable outfits.
And for those who dont know...
The Met Gala, formally called the Costume Institute Gala and also known as the Met Ball, is an annual fundraising gala for the benefit of the Metropolitan Museuam of Art's Costume Instutite. It also serves as an opening celebration for the institute's annual fashion exhibit.It is widely regarded as one of the most exclusive social events in New York and one of the biggest fundraising nights of the city with nine million dollars raised in 2013 and a record of $12 million the following year. The affair, attended by personalities from the arts, fashion, high-society, film and music, has been held at the Met since 1971 and is considered to be the fashion industry's premier annual red carpet event.
Anna Wintour, Vogue editor - in - chief  and chair of the event since 1995, oversees both the benefit committee and the guest list, with Vogue staffers helping assemble the list of invitees.Each year the event has a theme, and includes a cocktail hour and a formal dinner.
This year's theme was: Charles James: Beyond Fashion.
Charles James was a famous fashion designer known as "America's first couturier" He is widely considered to have been a master of cutting and is known for his highly structured aesthetic.

Unfortunately, the theme of this year's Met Gala didn't allow the stars to go crazy and me to bitch a lot about their looks...

Adele Exarchopoulos is wearing Prada
 Such a sweet and fresh girl and she looks like she stole the clothes from her mother's wardrobe... Better luck next time Adele! 
Score: 6/10

Emma Stone in Thakoon
She looks fresh, fashionable and chic... what else can you ask for?
Score: 8/10

Amy Adams in Oscar de la Renta
  I like the old Hollywood glamorous style, but I miss her "American Hustle" days... Amy go back to the seventies please! 
Score: 8/10

Blake Lively is wearing Gucci Premiere
 Once again, Blake Lively is giving us fashion lessons... Wow! 
Score: 10/10

Selena Gomez in Diane Von Furstenberg
Nice dress in the wrong girl for the wrong event with the wrong styling... 
Score: 6/10

Sarah Jessica Parker is wearing Oscar de la Renta
I always expect from my beloved Sarah Jessica Parker to make a fashion statement on the Met Gala red carpet. But this time she made too many statements in only one red carpet appearance. 
Maybe with a different hair style? 
Score: 8/10

Beyonce in Givenchy Couture
After last year's fiasco, Beyonce is back more fashonable than ever. Gorgeous!
Score: 10/10

Leighton Meester in Emilio Pucci
Leighton does not have any mirrors in her house. 
Thats the only explanation for this terrible outfit. 
Score: 5/10

Charlize Theron in Dior Couture
There are beautiful women in this world and there is Charlize Theron.
Score: 10/10

Erykah Badu is wearing Givenchy Couture
Everything was going well for Erykah until someone had the idea of the hat... Let's hope she doesn't goes to the movies with it... 
Score: 6/10

Kristen Wiig in Balenciaga
If I saw this outfit on anyone else but Kristen Wiig I would probably make fun of it. But she looks great! 
Score: 9/10

Jessica Alba in Diane Von Furstenberg
 I think I'll take a nap... Jessica Alba made me sleepy with her boring outfit... 
Score: 6/10

Anne Hathaway in Calvin Klein
Still sleeping... 
Score: 6/10

Kylie Minogue in Marchesa
Kylie teaches to all the young stars out there how the "red carpet game" is played... 
Score: 9/10

Alexa Chung in Nina Ricci
Poor dress choice for an "it" girl, but I love the effortless styling... 
Score: 7/10

Cobie Smulders in Reed Krakoff
Cobie is sad. Not because "How I met your mother" ended but because on her way to the gala someone splashed her dress... Next year with a clear dress Cobie! 
Score: 6/10

Florence Welch in Valentino Couture
 We all know that we could never wear this outfit without people mocking us... but Florence can and she rocks!
Score: 9/10

Allison Williams in Oscar de la Renta
No one can rock simplicity like Allison Williams. Adorable. 
Score: 9/10

Kate Bosworth in Stella McCartney
So thin, so pale, so wrong... 
Score: 5/10

Kate Mara is wearing Valentino
I'm not a big fan of the dress but Kate Mara looks hot in it... 
Score: 8/10

Marion Cotillard in Dior Couture
Next time Marion, just say no. 
Score: 6/10

Naomi Watts in Givenchy Couture
Like my icon Joan Rivers usually says... I have no words... only sounds and there are not good...
Score: 5/10

Rihanna in Stella McCartney
 Every fashionista in the world got really excited with look, but I didn't like it. Sorry... 
Score: 6/10

Olivia Munn in Diane Von Furstenberg
You can never go wrong with a bright yellow dress and a nice pair of boobs. 
Score: 8/10

Lena Dunham in Giambattista Valli
One of the few times that Lena looks really happy and comfortable on a red carpet. 
Score: 8/10

Lily Allen in Chanel Couture
Great dress, wrong hair. 
Score: 8/10

Reese Witherspoon in Stella McCartney
And this is how you rock pink on the red carpet. 
Score: 9/10

Solange Knowles in Philip Lim
If I would realize how bad I look in this outfit and not only I would attack JayZ but every human being in New York City! 
Score: 4/10

Lupita Nyong'o in Prada
 Lupita is having fun with fashion and we enjoy watching her on the red carpet. 
Score: 8/10

Claire Danes in Oscar de la Renta
She look glamorous and fabulous. Love it! 
Score: 9/10

Lea Michele in Altuzarra
What does Lea Michele hides under her dress? A McDonalds burger? Her mobile? Her make up kit? Her sanitary towels? That is the big question... 
Score: 5/10

Kristen Stewart in Chanel Couture
Oh come on... You don't expect me to say something nice about her... 
Not in this lifetime... 
Score: 6/10

Elizabeth Olsen in Miu Miu
Elizabeth had planned to go to a rodeo in Texas. But she mixed up her flight and she ended up at the Met Gala instead... 
Score: 3/10

Kate Upton in Dolce & Gabbana
Madame Kate and her girls would like to welcome you to their new bordello... 
Score: 5/10

Victoria Beckham in Victoria Beckham
 Too boring for the real queen of England...
Score: 7/10

Dita Von Teese in Zac Posen
Saving the best for last... Perfection. 
Score: 10/10

Until next year guys! xxx